“Dr. Dog, I’ve been feeling unusually tired lately. Should I be concerned?” – Barkley
Dr. Dog: “Fatigue can come from many sources. Have you increased your daily zoomies, reduced your nap schedule, or experienced any recent encounters with vacuums?”
Barkley: “Well… I did bark at the mail truck for twenty minutes yesterday.”
Dr. Dog: “Ah, classic overexertion. I recommend two extra naps, light tail wagging only, and absolutely no chasing delivery vehicles for at least 48 hours.”
Barkley: “Thank you, Doctor. Should I also cut back on treats?”
Dr. Dog: “Let’s not do anything drastic. Treats are essential for morale.”
